I Would Prefer That You NOT Write Me a Love Song, Thx

Who is this Sara Bareilles person, and why is her song playing everywhere I go? For the longest time I had her confused with Colby Caillat, who was all up in my face for a while and now seems to have gone away, despite occasional appearances on the music video channel on those little TVs on the treadmills at my gym. But Sara Bareilles! At the liquor store, Whole Foods, the crappy deli – she just won’t quit! I would understand if I was at American Eagle or something, but the liquor store that makes 70% of its profits selling nips for $3 apiece? It’s not right.