Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Open Letter to Coke Zero

Dear Coke Zero,

Hey, missed you at Dizzy Izzy’s bagels today—I was kinda hoping you would be there. I mean, me and the turkey on pumpernickel hung out for a while, but it just wasn’t the same. Don’t get me wrong, the sandwich was great, but it’s nothing compared to how I feel about you.

Listen, I know I probably take you for granted sometimes, but…aw hell, what am I trying to say?

I love you.