[S]he banned sugar entirely, which made biscuits, ice creams and cakes
objects of almost otherworldly fascination for her daughter Lourdes and their
son Rocco.
Well, duh. I find cookies utterly fascinating too, and I eat them like, every day. And to add insult to already serious injury...
She also banned cheese, cream, salt and preservatives.
What. The. Eff. If I were Guy Ritchie, I would immediately start work on my tell-all, Not Without My Cheese Plate.
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Is there anyone on this planet who isn't feeling relieved for Guy Ritchie these days? I hope the first thing he did was go and eat a scone with clotted cream. Since he's English and whatever.
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